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So I have been getting so many emails everyday that you never know if they are true or not. So I have been going to snopes.com for all of my answers….Here’s the problem I come up with though. Maybe finding out about everything is really not worth it.

Women’s Language

Yes…..No

No…..Yes

Maybe…..No

We need…..I want

I am sorry…..You’ll be sorry

We need to talk…..You’re in trouble

Sure, go ahead…..You better not

Do what you want…..You will pay for this later

I am not upset…..Of course, I am upset, you moron!

Men’s Language

I am hungry…..I am hungry

I am sleepy…..I am sleepy

I am tired…..I am tired

Nice dress…..Nice cleavage!

I love you…..Let’s have sex now

I am bored…..Do you want to have sex?

Can I call you sometime?…..I’d like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?…..I’d like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?…..I’d like to have sex with you.

I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…..I’m gay

Take a break honey. You’re working too hard….. I can’t hear the game over the vacuum.

You look terrific…..Please, don’t try on any more outfits, I’m starving.

That’s interesting dear…..Are you still talking?

So this man has been my all time favorite player in baseball for as long as I can remember. I remember watching him as a kid and trying to mimic every one of his moves. As a catcher myself there was no one better in the game of baseball than Joe Girardi.

As of yesterday, reports are saying the Joe Girardi has been offered the head manger position for the New York Yankees. Reports state that no answer has been given yet by Girardi, but after review of the contract and talking with his agent an answer will be given in the near future.

I’m not in any sort of a fashion a Yankees fan, but with Girardi as the manager I soon will be……Especially if A-Rod is no longer with them.

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. No maxi pads.

3. Your last name doesn’t change.

4. Mechanics tell you the truth.

5. You can open all your own jars.

6. Wrinkles add character.

7. A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

8. Wedding plans seem to take care of themselves.

9. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen

10. You don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a bolt.

11. Your hairstyle doesn’t go out of style.

12. Your wardrobe only consists of 5 different colors.

13. You don’t care if someone notices your new haircut.

According to the FBI, 74% of all death threats towards them are intended for the IRS….

 Just thought you all should know.

Have you ever heard this from your spouse, “Don’t keep turning the car off and on, it uses to much gas to start it!” Well now I have the answer for you. According to car makers the average car only uses about .004 gallons of gas to start the engine. So what this means is that it is actually cheaper to start the car then leave it running.

“Running car” Get it!!

Copyright 1996, Jim Loy

The four-way stop is a drivers’ IQ test, that many drivers fail. It would seem to be a maneuver of approximately Blue-Angel caliber. But, it is really very simple, if you follow these few rules.

Case I - one car

You are the only one at the intersection. This is the simplest case. First you stop [complete stop (in or out of the cross-walk), rolling stop, 25 mph stop, etc.], then you have only five options:

1. Go.
2. Hesitate, then go.
3. Wait for 3 more cars to come along.
4. Wait for 2 more cars.
5. Wait for 1 more car.

A true Driver (with a capital “D”, master of four-way stops) would choose option #3. After all, they do call this a four-way stop. Most drivers modify option #3 by adding a time limit, like 30 seconds: “Wait for 3 cars or 30 seconds, whichever comes first.” This 30-second wait has degenerated into option #2, “Hesitate, then go.”

Case II - 2 cars

There are a few permutations here:

1. You got there first. See below, “Complication #3, who got there first?” In this situation, just go, unless you are a disgustingly polite driver (Complication #1).

2. He or she is on your right and you’re turning right. Go.

3. He or she is on your right and you’re not turning right. Wait.

4. He or she is straight ahead; and he or she is going straight or turning right; and you’re going straight or turning right. Go.

5. He or she is straight ahead and he or she is turning left or you’re turning left. Wait.

6. He or she is on your left and he or she is turning right. Go.

7. He or she is on your left and he or she is not turning right. Wait.

Case III - 3 cars

If it’s your turn, go. If not, try to imagine what can go wrong if you do go, and then go if you didn’t just imagine your own death. Actually, this case is a simplification of case IV - 4 cars.

Case IV - 4 cars

There are hundreds of permutations here. But, actually, it’s pretty simple. Go it it’s your turn, or if you’re turning right and nobody else is headed for that lane.

I just read something really neat so I thought that I would share it with all of you……The flashing light on top of the Capitol Records tower spells out Hollywood in Morse code. Not that you really needed to know this bit of information but it’s kind of interesting.

A recent study suggests that a person who owns a Porsche is more likely to cheat on their spouse then any other car owner. So all you Porsche owners…..Don’t become a statistic!

Have you ever wondered who else you might share your birthday with. Well I found a website that allows you to answer that very question. It’s called Biography.com. My birthday was on the 9th. Here are some of mine.

John Lennon

Mary Ann Shadd Cary

(Frederick) Donald Coggan, Baron Coggan (of Canterbury and of Sissinghurst)

Alfred Dreyfus

Aimée Semple McPherson