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Women’s Language

Yes…..No

No…..Yes

Maybe…..No

We need…..I want

I am sorry…..You’ll be sorry

We need to talk…..You’re in trouble

Sure, go ahead…..You better not

Do what you want…..You will pay for this later

I am not upset…..Of course, I am upset, you moron!

Men’s Language

I am hungry…..I am hungry

I am sleepy…..I am sleepy

I am tired…..I am tired

Nice dress…..Nice cleavage!

I love you…..Let’s have sex now

I am bored…..Do you want to have sex?

Can I call you sometime?…..I’d like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?…..I’d like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?…..I’d like to have sex with you.

I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…..I’m gay

Take a break honey. You’re working too hard….. I can’t hear the game over the vacuum.

You look terrific…..Please, don’t try on any more outfits, I’m starving.

That’s interesting dear…..Are you still talking?

 

 

 

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